my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend
Emma acted out the scene first, and then Helena Bonham Carter mimicked what she did. so it was Helena Bonham Carter pretending to be Emma Watson pretending to be Helena Bonham Carter pretending to be Bellatrix pretending to be Hermione pretending to be Bellatrix.
MY BRAIN CAN’T KEEP UP
Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it
I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.
And yet the guy in blue stripes is ready to fight with no fear in his eyes
"Conceal don’t feel"
So today i was in Chemistry and for some reason the teacher kept leaving the room and he wouldnt close the door and people were being loud in the hallway and he left the room for the third time and i got upset and yelled, “HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF SHUTTING THE GODDAMN DOOR” and i got up…